Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
There are sex comedies and then there is the Kyaa Kool Hain Hum franchise. And much to the dismay of any sensible person on the planet, Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 will hit theatre screens in 2016.
Balaji Motion Pictures uploaded the trailer and a motion poster on its YouTube channel and nothing can prepare you for what you will see. If you thought you have watched the previous films and may be able to digest this one, it will hit you like a slap on the face.
The 'motion' poster is what looks like Aftab Shivdasani and Tusshar Kapoor dry humping a woman with their erect penises behind a shower curtain on a beach. Once the curtain is lifted you see Kapoor is holding a bottle near his crotch, and what you thought was Shivadasani's erect penis is actually the front leg of a pug.
And if this puke inducing motion poster was not enough, there is a trailer which begins with dialogues like, "Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua niche wala talent hai, usse waste nahi karna chahiye." And as you hear this you see an erect penis covered by bedsheets and a twitching penis inside someone's pant. A party of penises, basically.
The women in the film are nothing but scantily clad props who seem to have a resting orgasm face as they deliver one cringeworthy dialogue after another. In one scene Gisele Thakral is spoofing what seems to be Sushmita Sen's character (a teacher) in Main Hoon Na. In the scene her pallu falls off while she tells her so called students, "Shor mat karo, khada kar dungi." To which her students say, "Pehle mera, pehle mera."
While sex comedies can be funny, the Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 trailer is disgusting to the say the least.
There isn't a story line that you can decipher from the trailer and there is zero acting involved. It is a string of random scenes of half naked people saying random cheap sexual things to each other. The trailer is replete with the actors biting their lips, making groping gestures with their hands and humping things and people alike. Two unfortunate pugs and a bird have also been thrown into this sleazy mess (no one knows why).
As we recouperate from this 2.43 minute torture of a trailer, we hope there isn't part four. Also, do yourself a favour and don't watch the trailer.